Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
(via cucumber)
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I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker
(via humorking)
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
(via oddteens)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via oddteens)
Is anyone faced with the problem of wanting to go out and be social but when you do, all you wanna do is go back home and lock yourself in your room?
(via deair)
when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic